Limericks too
Limericks seem to come in fives. Since we are going downhill, I would not say it is high five. Again, any similarities with any existing humans is purely coincidental. Here goes: Marseille A charming...
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This is the final installment of limericks from the "archive". Like their creator, these five have some issues. First one has same rhyme on all lines. It also has the same place name, but not the same...
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LoLiWriMo
Every year I think I might try the NaNoWriMo, and I have not even got started on it. The NaPodPoMo I have not even considered trying. For November this year I might try Movember. That is a more humble...
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And so it begins..... It is appropriate to start with a limerick featuring Limerick. It is same rhyme all lines, so breaking the rules on the first day. Sort of. My defense is that this is LoLi [ləʊli]...
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Slightly more reason than rhyme Glasgow A psychiatririst in Glasgow was reading a bit of Maslow He thought it made reason and he lost the rhyme once he turned the gas low.
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Toulouse A viking took aim at Toulouse He thought he'd nothing to lose Had his axe in a grip Could not afford a ship instead he came riding a moose.
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Carbon dioxide A politician, I think he was a Swede, got afflicted with professional greed. "Citizen, pay your carbon tax There be floods and draughts to the max." Only thing happened, his hairline did...
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Going tooth, not nail A dentist from inner Languedoc who wore a multicolored smock one day went quite mental his work rather coinci-dental the patient came out like a croc
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In the cloud In a building in San Fransisco A man was serving a machine from Cisco The cabling was a mess Where they led he couldn't guess He unplugged one and sped up a disco
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Space Through the small town of Oda A mathematician drove his Skoda "It can fit five Maltese, seven elderly Japanese, or 34 times a Yoda."
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Bad country A lazy criminal on parole he could not even get on the dole He'd lost money on probation and got tired of his nation "I am now leaving this ol' shithole"
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Seek and ye shall search An triplopian adventurer in Wales with layers of dirt under his nails Walking he could not stand So he flew to The Holy Land to find the three holy grails.
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Munich A religious man from Munich discovered a hole in his tunic to avoid looking weird he pulled down his beard and now he looked like a Punic.
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Admonishment from reluctant emergency personnel On the beach in Tel Aviv lives an old lady named Viv from her do not steal 'cause then we must heal your bleeding caused by her shiv
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It takes two to tango A Finnish man named Pekka signed a recording deal with Decca his voice had power he wailed from a tower and got thrown out of the town of Mecca.
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Tonk and conk A smug hacker in Burbank built a huge self-driving tank it went bonkers all the way to Yonkers he did not get a single "thank" (Yeah I know Burbank has stress on first syllable, but this...
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Shipping A dissatisfied man in a Rover boarded a boat in Dover sought out a bureaucrat in Brussels who flexed her technocrat muscles and arranged a do-over.
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Sharing economy Across the plains of Nevada a commie steers his old Lada in the desert it breaks down his face is one big frown its usefulness is nada
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Woke! An alarm-shocked man in Norway jumped up and missed the doorway He staggered around for the bed rebound He decided to have a snore-day
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LoLiWriMo bonus
So I made it! #LoLiWriMo2019 An extraordinary feat! Art in world increased! Insights delivered! I will not be responsible for any trauma induced! I will probably never do it again This morning I went...
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